down-the-muddy-river:

"When I was 16 I was thinking about it(become a priest) because I wanted to be a missionary, I wanted to get out of Glasgow, I wanted to see really exciting places, go to exotic places. I decided not to do that partly because I discovered, I starting to find women liked me. I was getting more luck with ladies so you know the idea of selling my chastity to the Lord was a big mistake",x

You’re my best friend,
                                and  I  n e e d  y o u .

(Source: katnisstrinket)

kishiremypantera:

‘I Don’t Know What I Did But It Worked’ — A thrilling story about my academic life

(Source: grlmmjow)

"My last question is about your tweet. Your last tweet about your pillow." [x]

(Source: hope-strongerthanfear)